Remember that these things are basically ad-hoc devices that snake oil salesmen have convinced government agencies to buy into. The fact that your muscles near the buttocks move is enough for them to get the next level of the MLM, the interviewers, to be convinced that it can detect it.
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 10 months ago
There’s a pad that you sit on that will register the flexing of muscles in the area.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And it’s got a little probe that pops out and goes up your butthole?
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Remember that these things are basically ad-hoc devices that snake oil salesmen have convinced government agencies to buy into. The fact that your muscles near the buttocks move is enough for them to get the next level of the MLM, the interviewers, to be convinced that it can detect it.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Look, I just want someone to finger my ass while I lie. Is that really too much to ask?