Comment on How do "lie detectors" work (I mean Polygraphs). If I'm loyal specifically to the constitution of my country, and the interviewers ask if I'm "loyal to [My Country name]", how would that work?

Linktank@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Lol my anciety is through the roof.

  I went to the ER once because I thought I was having a heart attack but they didn’t find anything after blood tests and an x ray.

  So its just extreme anxiety and paranoia.

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  • Linktank@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sounds like you’re set bro. Just treat every question like you don’t actually know the answer.

    “My name? Uh… Uh…”

    Start to question if you really do know your own name. Are there actually 5 lights? There MIGHT be!

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    • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh shit, what if I was kidnapped as a baby and my parents are actually my kidnappers and this isn’t my real name?

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      💗📈

      (Did I pass the test? 👀)

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      • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Turn around and hold your hands behind your back for a minute.

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    • GuyFawkes@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      THERE! ARE! FOUR! LIGHTS!

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    • GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The interviewers know this, and will fail you after reminding you multiple times that the only answers you can give is yes or no. The mental breakdown has to stay inside your head to be effective. ;)

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    • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Welcome to the Guantanamo Bay

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