when i was a kid, my mom used to tie my mitts to a string of yarn that she’d run between the arms of my coat so i wouldn’t lose them.

you’re gonna think i’m crazy.

i did the same thing with my sheet. yarn and a darning needle, poked a hole in each bottom corner and tied them to the posts.

now i can also make a little parachute fort, too, but it’s always full of farts