I have to lean sideways anyway because my shoulders are too broad and the side of the plane is round.

There’s so much about flying that sucks as a big person.

My knees are folded up to my chest. I’m leaning to the right to stay off the fuselage. I can’t be in an aisle seat because I’m in the way of the crew, and I have to lean forward the whole time because someone is in the seat next to me. And that person hates me.

My dread of the flying experience is why I never go on vacations.