This isnt really related but once my sister and I were walking in a strip mall and saw a store that we’ve never been in but had seen a lot of ads for so we popped in to see what was in there and we’re were stopped by a man easily wearing an 8x shirt and probably 50x32 pants. He didn’t really let us a few feet past the door and asked if we needed something. Our response was “we’re just browsing” and he answered, “we probably don’t have anything for you”. We could tell we were wanted so we just left.

The ginormous pants in this picture reminded me of that story.