I’ve got some homophobic friends… I mean they’re not mental cases, my mates. They don’t hit gay men. They’re not waiting in the woods with a crossbow and they’re not fucking insane, right? They just don’t like it, and that’s their fucking deal, and they’re very funny, mate. One of my mates especially… He’s my age and he still can’t deal with it. He’s tried, but I saw him about a month ago, and he’s still freaking out. “I don’t like it, mate. I don’t like them.” I’m going, “Who?” He goes, “the puffters, mate, the gays, mate. I don’t like them.” I said, “Why not, mate?” He says, “I tell you why not. Cuz they’re not real men… and they’re not tough.” “They’re not tough? They fuck men. That’s hardly gay.” What do straight men want? *gay accent*"Ooh, I want a woman… soft… feminine…" *normal accent* “And what do you want, Dave?” “I want to fuck a bloke. I want a big strong bloke to come fuck me in the arse.” Is that a bit tough for you and your pussy-loving mates, is it? Fuck you, cuz we want COCK, son. COCK! Go and play with your girly tits, you fucking gaylord.
Sunsofold@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
Steve Hughes.