Human: “Uh… you’ve seen us with dogs, right?”

Salmon: “Yah.”

Human: “And we rub there bellies, you know?”

Salmon: “Okay.”

Human “Well you all turn pink on your bellies when you’re swimming upstream to have one last gasp of orgasmic explosion over all your future kids before dying and we try to stop you and slit open that belly to rip out your organs and pop your major blood vessel before throwing you in a fire.”

Salmon: "… Just what the Fuuuu-