Prove it …prove literally any of it
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termaxima@programming.dev 10 months ago
I don’t care about Jesus being white as much as I care about him not being a baby. The fishes and loaves is a baby Jesus thing, not a beardy Jesus thing !
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
termaxima@programming.dev 10 months ago
Prove what ? An allegory ? Prove any of the 12 ordeals of Heracles, then.
capuccino@lemmy.world 10 months ago
people caring about jesus skin color it is so funny, because if you are mad about that it does mean that you think he actually existed
frezik@midwest.social 10 months ago
Not sure if you’re serious. Splitting the loaves and fishes was an adult Jesus story. There’s not a lot about Jesus’ childhood in the canonical gospels, and the non canonical ones are a bit wild.
termaxima@programming.dev 10 months ago
Okay then I guess I was taught wrong 😅 always heard it told as right after his birth !?
altphoto@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Now, stretching a wooden plank cuz he fucked up the cut, that’s a real story from baby face Jesus. That or he was probably telling someone how stretching wood would happen before that someone got into heaven or something awful like that.