You could do what I do. Say all the things. Contradictory things. I never say anything. But what I say is the truth, so I can always fall back and say I told you so. And you’d never know what it is, because I’ve said too much, and nothing at all. Where is the cookie man in our time of vegitables? Now where did I put that corn? I gave it to Dr Katz, medicine woman. I jaywalked just last week! No babies were harmed in the filming of this movie. I don’t know the muffin man, stop asking! Where was I? Where were YOU??? I never had corn in my life. Batman is just a muscular version of Ted Turner. Now have fun deciding what to make of any of this. I never said that.