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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

Simple dragons are just snakes with bowel obstructions so the pigeon they ate fermented and then a peasant stepped on it at night (so they were carrying a torch) and it popped and the fumes made a teensy boom. That’s how people invented dragons ipso facto oceans 11s razor.

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