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OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• pjwestin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’ve always assumed it was some sort of ornate, ceremonial hammer made of pure gold that they keep in a special chamber, but now that you mentioned it, I really hope it’s just a claw hammer they borrow from the maintenance guy.

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  • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    It gives +100% damage to undead creatures and blesses all in a 3M radius

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    • pjwestin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Wait, is that really it? Because that’s fucking awesome.

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  • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Hey Frank, can we borrow your hammer? We need to see if the pope is dead.”
    “Did you submit a maintenance ticket for it? I don’t see it on my task list.”
    “Oh, no, but I figured if I just called you…”
    “Gotta have a ticket for it; I get in trouble if I spend too much time on other things.”

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    • pjwestin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No matter who you are, no matter where you work, the facilities team is really in charge.

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