And then there was this girl who

Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion

And when she finally made it

She

Saw

Some other girl who was better

And so she hired some guy to club her in the kneeeeecaaaaaps

Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm

Mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm

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