Comment on Minecraft movie spawns ‘annoying’ cinema trend that viewers claim ‘ruins’ the film
bubbalu@hexbear.net 1 week ago
Cranks be banished. Half the fun of going to popcorn movies is the experience of talking to it with the rest of the audience. If you can’t enjoy collective experiences then just stay at home desolately weeping with your criterion collection. stfu!
Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 week ago
The criterion collection includes a series of 1980 Hong Kong horror comedy films that feature slapstick and kungfu that has a guy in a gorilla costume chasing people down a hill, people arguing in animal noises, horny ghosts, and a competition between 2 monks to see who can get their shrine higher on stilts.
Don’t shit on the criterion collection catalogue.