Which “people” are snapping? Do you find me in other people’s posts? You’re special and you need to know that. Not in a good way of course, but still.

Every time you post this, you admit that snapping is a possibility. You don’t have the control over yourself that you think you do and you’re telling the world that every time you engage with me. Because I’m living rent free in your head. When I come back online, I’m flattered to see you talking about me to everyone you know.