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• IEatDaGoat@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s why you don’t use 100% pressure from the beginning. You ease into it.

  Also, your 're sitting down so your butt is literally covering the water from getting splashed in the air.

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• null@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No it doesn’t.

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  • Norgoroth@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Then why is my whole bathroom covered in a fine layer of poo flecks? Checkmate

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    • null@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Because you’re standing up while you use it, for some reason.

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      • Norgoroth@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I squat on top of the seat like everyone else

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