I do agree a lot of zoomers just suck with computers. I am not one of them unfortunately, I am confident in my ability to use a computer which kinda backfired cause now I have my boomer relatives AND my zoomer friends asking for tech support.

I technically own a house (long story short, it was to pay less taxes)

I paid only ~2000€ in university taxes this year. I’d argue this problem is mostly with being an American (which I am not) rather than being a zoomer.

Steve Irwin is the only thing you have over me, and I don’t know who the others are.