$20? No. $200? Still no. $2,000. Nopers.

But $100,000 USD? Yeah. That’s dick-sucking money. Now, if it came with caveats - swallowing, whatever - probably no. But for $1,000,000, I’d swallow.

It’s, like, eating human shit. Assuming it’s been sanitized and I’m not going to get some illness from it, for $1M, I’d do it. There isn’t a lot that’s not life-threatening I wouldn’t do for a million dollars, especially if it’s under a half-hour’s work.

$1M would dramatically reduce my retirement age.

But $20? There’s not a lot I would do that I normally wouldn’t for $20.