A half dozen keychains has the same effect without being quite so odd
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2910000@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They need a cow bell
ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 2 months ago
XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Make sure they’re tied tight to your belt. You don’t want them to fall off, like, 'cause, what if you’ve got seven keychains hanging off your belt, and you’re jogging, and you’re happy, but then a couple of them fall off but that’s cool, you still got five, that’s enough. still, then you can keep jogging, and maybe two or three more come off, and now it’s getting not as much fun, and now it’s not a look anymore, now you’re–you got two or three, in-in-in-instead of a whole bunch, and, and people are starting to notice, 'cause if you’ve got a lot of keychains hanging off your belt, people are gonna be like, “Wow, that’s a lot of keychains,” but if you’ve only got two, people are gonna be like, “Hey, what’s with the keychains?” or, or, like, if you only have one, people are gonna come up and say, “You know, you got a keychain hanging off your belt,” like, like, they’re, they’re gonna think maybe you didn’t know, or maybe it was an accident or something. And, and, and, and people are gonna say, “Hey, how come you’ve got a keychain hanging off your belt?” And, and what are you gonna say? “Well, I left the house with seven but six of them fell off”? People are gonna think you’re an idiot. You see, you’ve gotta be able to demonstrate that what you’re doing is intentional, otherwise people will think you don’t know what you’re doing. You’ve, you’ve gotta appear in the know. You’ve gotta radiate an aura of control. If, if you only have one keychain, next thing people are gonna notice that your socks don’t match or that you’re wearing plaids and stripes or something, and nobody’s gonna take you seriously
DancingBear@midwest.social 2 months ago
Aye!!! More cowbell!!!