If you’re going to go arch, you might as well go all the way super villain arch

“You’re probably wondering why you’re here, YOU’RE HERE BECAUSE YOU DONE FUCKED UP TOO MANY TIMES! You think you’re hot shit in a champagne glass, but you’re really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup! And if you keep like you’ve been doin’, this is where you’re heading.” - The Monarch, Venture Brothers