I’ve been posting and reposting my little “Eggsecution” short story everywhere I see eggs come up in politics.

I’m hoping the egg economy goes tits up, we have the great American egg famine, and then once rid of the impending bird flu pandemic, egg economy goes the other way, and the masses just toss Donnie and Elmo into a concrete pit and pelt the. with eggs until they’re drowning in broke shells and egg yolk.

“Eggs. Eggs. Eggs.”