Ez. I put myself into a box with a lever and a bomb. The bomb is activated by an OR gate with one input being 50% chance activated if the lever is pulled, and the other input is attached to an uncollaped wave function with a 50% chance of being measured or not.

This allows me to enter an undefined state beyond life and death, beyond position and momentum, to become the transitionary flow between something and nothing.

I then put myself and the box inside the quantum trolley, on the tracks, and on the side as an observer, at the same time (but only if nobody is watching). All my separate possibility phantoms may or may not pull the lever at the exact moment the trolley hits a quantum eraser.

If performed correctly, reality suffers an overflow error and the collective consciousness of the universe experiences what us humans would refer to as a aneurism.

As a part of automatic regenerative attempts to repair such devastating damage to the concept of causality, a series of tachyons are released at the epicenter of the incident causing a level-4∆ retroactive recalibration event. Boom, The quantum trolley never existed in the first place.