Fauxnalism- make up a shitty portmanteau, generalize about an enormous group of people based on their age without any hard data, assert you have special insight into something that doesn’t exist to divide and distract from real issues and generate clicks and outrage and profit. 50% of “news” in 2025.

Ironically, this article is fauxductivity it adds nothing to anything, and could mostly be AI slop.