Im not usually a fan of LLMs in general, but this is 100% an appropriate, reasonable, and correct usage of it.

For what it’s worth, cheers for not succumbing to despair and finding a creative solution for a bullshit task. Though (if I may be cheeky), since we’re talking about the DoD, there’s a lot of silly make-work to keep the troops busy (dig two holes, put the dirt from hole 1 into hole 2, and vice versa), and the enlisted types always seem to find a way to maliciously comply in a fun and entertaining fashion.