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OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠agoBut if, as they say, âitâs elephants all the way down,â while simultaneously being larger and larger hosts all the way up, as youâve postulated here, then that must mean that⌠I donât know. Something. Something wonderful.
Or terrifying SCARY MUSIC
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Assuming that the growth on both sides is identical, it would mean that once you put the flat Earth on its side it would be balanced, as all things should be.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Oh wait I figured it out. If the hosts get smaller the lower you go, that means that eventually the hosts would be so small that there could be only one. And now Iâm torn between saying: âand itâs your penis, Tiny Tim.â Or: âand itâs my dick so everybody needs to get off it.â
Could also speculate that Occamâs Razor would point to the likelihood of the smaller things actually being on the âtopâ and our perspective being flipped, because itâs unlikely that a single tiny penis, yours or mine either one, could support the mass of existence.
But then again, you did nail my mother last night- and sheâs so fat, when you got her off she came chocolate syrup.
You guys fell in love, though, you and my mom - but sheâs so fat, that when yâall did so, you broke it.
You gashed your arm on the shards of it and started gushing blood; she cut her leg and got gravy all over the sheets.
I thought she stole your shoes, because she left the house that I live in the basement of in high heels and when I picked her up from the vetâs office after that while ordeal, she was wearing thong sandals.
By the way, Iâm billing you for the cleaning of my bed, the kitchen, the hot tub, Michigan, and also the crane rentals to and from the hospital.
She said sheâd like to see you again tho.
MataVatnik@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
We need to get this text into the congressional archives
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world â¨2⊠â¨months⊠ago
Oh shit, I forgot I wrote this lmao