She was living in a single room with three other individuals One of them was male and the other two Well, the other two were females God only knows what they were up to in there And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn That all four of them habitually sipped some alcoholic beverages Drinkers

I drink two beers in the morning I drink two beers at night I drink two beers in the afternoon It makes me feel all right I drink two beers in time of peace And two in time of war I drink two beers before I drink two beers And then I drink two more

Drank IPAs 'til the day she died Take a big sip of some good hoppy ale now Drank IPAs 'til the day she died Take a big sip of some good hoppy ale now