Everyone wins!

no, I’m afraid you don’t understand. Yours is what a rational solution looks like, the ones in charge of the unit don’t want this, they want to control at what time I enter the unit.

If you have 2 older coworkers on a power trip looking for any excuse to explode on you for any perceived slight they are going to use this as ammunition.

It’s though a superb idea and I’ll be using my phone to record those first minutes and be ready to be ridiculed for it.

I need to quit.