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Oh that was a euphemism for taking a shit

Nah both of those things were lies. I was just joking about browsing Lemmy while driving with a pregnant woman, and then I made another lie with the shit euphemism thing. I’m a habitual liar.

Nah not really lol

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The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
It’s lies all the way down…

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- OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  or IS it???
  
  theremin sounds
  
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  - Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    Another lie from you, I’ll have you know I heard NO SOUND, even though “theremin sounds” clearly implies that sounding is supposed to be taking place! This is the fifth time you lied today!
    
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    lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    I wouldn’t be so sure. Maybe they also lied to their spouse about driving to the hospital
    
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    OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    Oh there’s plenty of sounding. That’s what I meant. I put a theremin in my pee hole.
    
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