Santa = Rich uncle that likes to give gifts.

EB = Drunk uncle that tries to imitate Santa.

“HEY KIDS! Here’s abasket of… Idunno… toysnsugarnsomestuff! I got uhh… Some… Some… Uhh… OhyeahIgoteggstoo! Iforgotwheretheywentsoyougottafindemyourself! 'Kbye!”