I do think the fact that bitcoin is basically a random number generator that contributes to global warming is important context, but this specifically criticism also applies not just all modern currencies but also physical investments as well. If we all decided tomorrow that Funko Pops aren’t worth anything, all the Funko Pop flippers would immediately chuck their “investments” into the nearest landfill. Same would happen to real estate investment if we decided that the best way to enshrined housing as a human right is to not treat land as something that can be bought, sold, owned, and repossessed by the bank if you default on a loan.

I think the crypto cultists’ blind faith in hodling until they go to the moon has caused the rest us to subconsciously internalize that crypto is a “real” thing in some way. It doesn’t behave like an investment because it’s not an investment:

• its not a value-generating asset that we can use to do things, like a car or a horse
• it does not hold artistic value like Funko Pops or real art
• it doesn’t have inherent use like gold or land
• it isn’t even a proxy for some other valuable thing thats harder to to trade, like stocks or futures
• it has a similar claim to being currency as Rai stones

Point is, it’s not valueless because it loses value when we stop caring, it’s valueless because it has no fucking value.