I don’t know! I can’t keep track of what you humans think of as socially acceptable! Back in the 1920s, you gave your coworker a smooch on his lips, a slap on the ass, and didn’t tell either of your wives! Now though? The wives are at work! There’s no more secret monday meeting for company jerkoff sessions! Just sittin in a circle, jerkin off your buddies while they jerk you off! The roaring 20s we called them, because even after you cum, the jerking never stopped, so you roared and roared!

You have no idea how hard it is being the immortal highlander, when you drastically change society every 30 years. That’s like 5 minutes for me. Just found out disco is no longer a thing!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!..in every corporate office.