Just because you have a question does not make it an emergency on my part.

This is it for me. If someone is an auditory processor, or needs a more nuanced conversation in order to understand something, I sympathize. But not everyone is like that. Just send a quick message asking to chat (or better yet, find time on my calendar if it’s for work), and then I can prepare what I know on the subject, review it, and get back to you.

Otherwise you’re going to get an ear full of ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm uhhhhh hmm hang on, just loooking that upp… click scroll scroll click click scroll scrolllll Right, so silence while I’m reading Right, uh, so Okay It was last Tuesday Was that it?