I used to joke, back in his first term, about going back in time from 2018 twenty years, and trying to convince someone you’re from the future.

If you’re from the future, who’s the next president, then?

Bush’s son.

Jeb?

No, George Jr. Twice.

JUNIOR?! That fucking moron got elected?! And what about after him?

Our first black president, Barack Hussein Obama from Illinois.

… The American voting public elected a black man called Barack Hussein Obama? You gotta be fucking with me.

Nope. Two terms, too.

Suuure. And who was after him? A woman?

No, Donald Trump.

Oh fuck off you’re not from the future, you’re just a loon.