God women these days am I right!? Then they have the audacity to ask me my mother’s maiden name and last 4 digits of my social security number.

Worst is after I give it all to them, they completely ignore the rest of the conversation. Their eyes roll back into their head and start to flitter rapidly. Than their mouths just drop wide open and starts emitting high frequency pitches and tones. Next thing I’m getting texts about unauthorized access to my bank accounts, gosh what an ordeal! I never get to pull out the scale in my pocket to judge their bodies like a pig at the fair.

So rude, am I right fellas?