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philluminati@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Isn’t there an Old Testament story where someone is walking down the road and gets back-kicked by an ox or something into then sky and is never seen again, presumed gone to heaven?
Kitathalla@lemy.lol 1 day ago
There’s enoch, who was taken up to heaven by a chariot while on a stroll, I think. He supposedly ‘walked with god’ and was thus holy enough to not die or something. so there’s your oxen (the chariot) and went into the sky and never seen again.