Comment on Anon's date has a third degree burn

• ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So cute.

  Imagine the proposal. He gets on his knees, barfs blood. The words… “will you marry me?”

  Her wound opens up.

  “YES!!!”

  They both hold hands in the hospital bed.

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