Thankfully, we have a weird old neighbor who has a riding mower that’s also a snow plow and he likes to ride on it, so he always does our yard because it’s fun for him. He also takes any big branches that fall in our yard (the house was built without disturbing the gigantic old oak trees that surround it) because, in his words, “I like to burn things.” Thankfully, he appears to keep that restricted to an oil drum in his yard.

I like my weird old neighbor.