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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you ever pooped outside?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  Once or twice in the 90's. I was walking home from eating general Pao's Chicken. I felt the urge to shit so I turned into an alley dropped my drawers and began to spray fire. I lit up a Newport as you do.

  Interestingly my math teach was walking down the alley and caught me with my pants down and a cigarette in my mouth.

  That was weird. She pretended not to recognize me.