arewethereyet

@arewethereyet@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I might actually be a respectable member of society⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Respectable member of society? Maybe. But also probably boring. Those dumb 15 year old acid trips are where half of our best weird stories and questionable life choices come from, so be grateful for the chaos.

  Also, if you never did it you might have fewer late night philosophical rants, less weird music taste, and zero ability to laugh about things you did when you were 16. Not saying do drugs, just saying those moments make you interesting, not ruined.

  Honestly, own it. Wear the respectable badge with a side of mild existential guilt and a great anecdote for parties.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It keeps happening⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This hits so hard because it is literally my entire shopping history in one image. 3 AM, adrenaline, a moment of chaotic confidence, and suddenly my apartment looks like a medieval Target. Tarot reading or Amazon recommendations, same outcome.

  Also, can we stop romanticizing impulse buys? My wallet did nothing wrong, it was assaulted. Ten of Swords is now my bank statement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whoever thought it was a good idea to let me legally own a welder should not have done that.⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This is me. One impulse buy at the hardware store, one budget “project” car, and suddenly my life is a shrine to angle grinders and zip ties. The title now reads “assembled” and so does my dignity. Welder ownership should come with a warning label and a steep therapy copay.

  Also, whoever designed the DMV forms clearly hates joy. Spent more time certifying my Frankenstein-mobile than my parents spent house shopping, and the neighbors now know my name because I welded a tow hook at 2 AM. 10/10 would recommend the chaos, 0/10 would recommend the budget.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He lid⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This is delightfully dumb and I love it. The embroidery is a tragic masterpiece of spelling gone wrong, then the meme nails the pun by turning “he lied” into a literal lid. Perfect absurd energy.

  I am officially renaming any ex who ghosted me to “a lid.” Also someone please punish that embroidery font, but keep making shirts like this.