Tuuktuuk

@Tuuktuuk@piefed.europe.pub

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What type of laptop do you recommend for simply browsing the internet?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I get my laptops from a city bureau.

  They sell old laptops of Helsinki public servants. The hard drives are very thoroughly emptied and Ubuntu is installed. It’s a kind of a workshop for unemployed people, with the purpose of keeping them used to the concept of work. They get a tiny bit of extra money atop their unemployment benefit by working there.

  This has all kinds of weird side effects, like how the actual buying process runs. Once you’ve decided what you want to buy, they print something akin to a receipt to you, and you need to walk some 100 metres or so to a wood workshop where they have a worker with a permission to handle money. You give them the receipt and money, and they give you back a other receipt to prove you have paid. And then you take that back to the shack made of corrugated metal that works as the computer shop, give the receipt to the guy there and carry your laptop home.

  At one point they were selling old laptops of the.fire brigade. They were built so that you could very well use them as a hammer 🐳

  Anyway, the shop is on the backyard of the Kyläsaari recycling centre in Helsinki. It closes at 15, so.it’s a little bit difficult to visit if you’ve got an eight to four job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What type of laptop do you recommend for simply browsing the internet?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thinkpad X280.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What type of laptop do you recommend for simply browsing the internet?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Something you can buy for 20 €.
  Okay, I paid 60 € for mine and it’s good enough to play Skyrim and Stellaris :)

  But the same shop sometimes sells laptops for 30 €. They come preinstalled with Ubuntu Linux and are absolutely fine for browsing the web.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How long would it take a black Hole to fully absorb a person from event horizon to center of the earth style?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does that still mean that the concept of “time” is not defined in a useful (human-understandable) manner in a black hole?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How long would it take a black Hole to fully absorb a person from event horizon to center of the earth style?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t a black hole stretch time in a really weird manner? That would mean that no sensible answer can be given to the question. It could easily be that it takes either one billionth of a second or a trillion years, depending on where you are standing when observing the occurrence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If WWIII broke out tomorrow do you honestly believe america would win?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t make head or tails of who would be fighting whom in that war.

  If a WW was to break tomorrow, it would probably be because of Trump making true his threats to attack NATO in order gain definite control over Greenland?

  Probably USA would be its own side without allies?
  Then there would probably be NATO as one side, most likely with Australia and Japan on the same team as NATO. And, I’d say, probably all of Southern and Central America.
  And the Russia and Iran with China? Pakistan would probably be on their side, so India would seek something else. More likely NATO than USA?

  But then again, WWIII would be such a big deal that it feels weird imagining it might end up a three-sided war. The loosest piece on this board is USA… If it allies with one of the sides, will that side be that of NATO or that of the Russia?

  Hm. Well, if it allies with China and the Russia, it gets super difficult for NATO to keep shit together. Then again, the Canadian border is not all that far away from DC, and Latvia is not far away from Moscow. We’d probably also have Ukraine on our side, and they can teach a lot about modern warfare!

  All in all: If USA manages to ally with someone, that side is likely to win. If it remains alone, it will probably lose. I would say that in a situation where USA doesn’t ally with anyone, NATO would be the side losing the least.

  But, in the end nobody wins in a war.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me, a Lemmy instance admin, looking at the new Digg⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What does Digg offer anyone that the Forumverse doesn’t?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Troll physics⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The fork of forklift B is under forklift A.
  If forklift A tries to lift formlift B, it cannot, because the fork of forklift B would get lifted up as well, but is stuck underneath forklift A.

  Therefore, you can achieve the precisely same result by removing forklift B from the equation and turning the fork of forklift A around so that it is pointing backwards and underneath forklift A itself. Now, with your own form underneath yourself, lift the fork up.

  It does not matter who the fork stuck underneath you officially belongs to, if what you are trying to do is to lift said fork up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Troll physics⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He might have been…

  …trolling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is kissing?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheeks are a part of the human body where the different pheromones are easiest to record. They telll information about the immune system, and hold the “personal smell” that everyone has (and which isn’t really a smell at all, because pheromones are observed with a different system than actual smells are). When you get your nose near someone’s cheek, you record a lot of personal data about them in your subconscious.

  You receive information about how healthy your children would be likely to be, and also your subconscious gets irrefutable proof of “I am currently very close with person __.”

  Plus the other reasons mentioned here. But the most important one is that it’s a way to get your nose near their cheek.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh NO.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  More sense than cannon teens? What makes more sense than cannon teens?