FunctionallyLiterate

@FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School pickup lines are wild⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But he’s got YUUGGGEEEE balls! You can see them in the back hanging from the trailer hitch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School pickup lines are wild⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This month.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School pickup lines are wild⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only place they could afford & it’s got all the comforts of an outhouse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School pickup lines are wild⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s got to be a better way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I like to fit a full portion of hot garbage in there too ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Truly a shit show.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taking strip poker up a level⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that what they’re calling large cup bras nowadays?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: “Working from home makes us thrive”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What? You don’t automatically trust “The Editorial Team’s” assertion at the bottom that “This article is based on verified sources and supported by editorial technologies” is valid? I mean they linked to a few other articles - the fact they’re only ones on their own site shouldn’t matter…

  🙄 “Trust me, bro!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: “Working from home makes us thrive”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s fine if it’s your choice, but there are a number of various reasons working from home may be better for other people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: “Working from home makes us thrive”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Control freaks are afraid of not getting the full attention of their employees - especially the “overemployed” crowd holding down multiple jobs simultaneously while working from home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: “Working from home makes us thrive”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, if you get to work out there in nature then you’re already winning! 🤪

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: “Working from home makes us thrive”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who they gonna rent it to when the other companies are trying to do the same?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might as well have everything that you need in one aisle⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Facts are facts, & I have little respect for people who can’t deal with them. I’d rather you correct me than allow me to continue making myself look like an idiot. We’re all humans, and we all make mistakes - anyone who acts otherwise is an asshole not worthy of respect. As long as we’re respectful, honest, and fair with one another, then there’s no need for embarrassment or feeling bad as you did because you’re trying to help, not harm. Anyone who doesn’t see that has a screwed up perspective on things.

  Thanks again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: “Working from home makes us thrive”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like they GAF. They’ve got the money & politicians in their pockets, so inconvenient truths are easily trodden over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might as well have everything that you need in one aisle⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, I’m that person often enough - well deserved. I seen to be losing my distinction between the two of late, as this isn’t the first time I’ve screwed them up recently. Thanks, will correct.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might as well have everything that you need in one aisle⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was never into that shit, so my isle would have to contain silk sheets, rose petals, massage oils, etc…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Au natural.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same shit!!!!!!!!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a shame the seller went the sleazy marketing route because done right the shirt would definitely sell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're calling again.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kelsey can go eff himself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're calling again.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TY, bc I wasn’t getting it either. My brain someone read “Töskaläd” like “tossed salad”, which then somehow went to The Wiggles “Fruit Salad.”

  I think my brain needs some tranqs…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1,000 richer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then multiplying it by suing your employer for a hostile working environment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1,000 richer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Why you hitting yourself?” - as my older brother makes me do so by whipping my arm around…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1,000 richer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m aware of the likelihood, but I try my best not to ass-u-me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1,000 richer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Most.”

  Sorry you have to put up with that crap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1,000 richer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you implying she’s the logic queen because of her looks? 😜

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1,000 richer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why should only the beautiful people (apologies for quoting Marilyn Manson) get paid, anyway? They’re already skating through life because they won the genetics lottery, so they don’t need the money like the ugly people do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨turkey⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Possible, I suppose, but I tend to think they’re too squeamish about where that might go, and/or too short-sighted to think that far ahead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨turkey⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How to get conservatives to support abortion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds fun⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How germs achieve the velocity required to leave one body for another.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be safe this Halloween¡¡¡⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it - what’s the problem with eating a little added protein?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a welcoming party⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The difference is your option results in death, while theirs results in life.