Clathrate_Gun

@Clathrate_Gun@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do adults have such big noses?⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Answer:
  Because they have big fingers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do so many boomers and even some gen x believe so peristently that if you dressup and show up in person anywhere you will get whatever you went there for?⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This.
  It’s old advice that used to work, and it worked very well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do so many hand dryers not dry hands? Am I doing something wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Step 1:
  Hold hands under dryer

  Step2:
  Wipe hands on shirt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK once again demands backdoor to Apple’s encrypted cloud storage⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apple holding its ground against fascist anti-privacy demands is like the one topic where the anti-Apple brigaders don’t jump in to tell us about how Apple is an evil anti-customer machine.

  {posted from my iPhone}

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What happens if a world leader gets assassinated during a foreign visit by a *former* citizen of that leader's country? (Like: international relations wise)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thoughts and prayers