johnny_deadeyes

@johnny_deadeyes@slrpnk.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans complaining that someone is "stealing" their jobs while Procter & Gamble is over here turning them into soap⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Soapmaker from way back here. A lot of the old saponification charts used to include values for human fat. Maybe as a nod to Fight Club

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I remove bird poop from cement and/or metal surfaces?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait until it really builds up and mine it for the fertilizer and gunpowder industries.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gallium⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish they would maybe capitalize the proper nouns in this post. On first readings, not knowing Astronomer is the name of a corporation, I thought they were just referring to a CEO that also happened to be an avid stargazer -“What a strange detail to include…”.