Kloayka

@Kloayka@lemmynsfw.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fell for the oldest trick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you know that semen is mostly sugar?

  Then why does it taste so acidic?

  What? It’s salty, not acidic.

  Oh, is it? How do you know?

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  And now I want to write a weird novella about two extremely socially awkward straight guys who end up spending the night together because they each think the other is coming out to them as gay and are willing to do anything, even unwanted sex, as long as it means they don’t offend their poor, gay, socially awkward friend, lest they be mistaken for a homophobe, and lose their only friend.