JailElonMusk
@JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on Washington man arrested for allegedly throwing rock at seal in Maui 2 weeks ago:
“the man told witnesses that he was “rich enough to pay the fines” and walked away as Lani was immobile in the water"
Since this asshole is already “rich enough” let’s make him famous as well.
Igor Mykhaylovych Lytvynchuk
- Comment on Pam Bondi Suggests Culver City Has a Crime Problem. Culver City Has a Problem With That. 3 months ago:
Why does she now have a sudden interest in reducing crime?
Has she not heard about THE DOW?
- Comment on Do drug dogs ever get addicted when working or during training? 4 months ago:
Yes as a matter of fact they can.
Growing up I had a dog I adored. He enjoyed wearing trench coats and hats. He even liked to take a bite out of crime. However just his proximity to that life, made him succumb to his demons.
I still think about McGruff every day.
- Comment on Musk Wins $1 Trillion Pay Package, Creating Split Screen on Wealth in America 6 months ago:
The only split screen is why we’re letting this fat faced fascist hoard enough wealth to end world hunger a few times over.
Eat the rich.
- Comment on Trump Administration Live Updates: Hegseth Summoning Military Leaders to Virginia Without Saying Why 8 months ago:
Alright step right up and place your bets!
Welcome to Fascist Family Feud where all the zaniest fascist tactics are at play!
Top five answers are on the board: Why did Whiskey Pete call the generals?
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To sign a loyalty pledge and reswear an oath to Trump and Trump alone.
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To declare war on Venezuela, Iran, or possibly Chicago.
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To declare war on Trans People.
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To issue a proclamation to require the use of the N-word in press conferences because war fighting > woke.
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To oppress minorities, dissent, or freedom of speech.
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- Comment on Nadler, Pillar of Democratic Party’s Old Guard, Will Retire Next Year 8 months ago:
Neat! Now do Chuck Schumer.
- Comment on Elon Musk’s Boring Company Is in Talks With Government Over Amtrak Project 1 year ago:
Still moving strong, on and on
- Comment on Donald Jr. and Eric Trump Pursue New Deals That Would Enrich President Trump 1 year ago:
This new Dumb and Dumber movie isn’t very good.
Their suits aren’t even the right colors, and it’s way too stupid to be believable.