blakenong
@blakenong@lemmings.world
- Comment on In Canadian election, top Conservative candidate vows to end ‘woke ideology’ in science funding 4 days ago:
Hey Canada, you’re next.
- Comment on Europe’s new war with Russia: Deep sea sabotage 5 days ago:
We better get some decent bond movies out of this shit.
- Comment on Large majority of Europeans support retaliatory tariffs against US, poll finds 2 weeks ago:
Ban the product, don’t tariff it.
- Comment on Global anti-Elon Musk protests planned at nearly 200 Tesla showroom locations 2 weeks ago:
Just go there to view one and wet yourself in the car.
- Comment on Trump Doubles Down, Insists 'Canada Only Works As A State' 5 weeks ago:
Canada only works [for me] as a state
- Comment on White House official threatens to redraw Canadian border 1 month ago:
With a sharpie?
- Comment on Reserve your Cybersub now! 1 month ago:
Don’t get it wet!
- Comment on Spanish city "adopts" two migrants who intervened in homophobic attack 1 month ago:
A Spanish city has honoured two Senegalese migrants for their heroism in trying to save a gay man beaten to death by a homophobic mob.
A mob. Jfc people.
- Comment on As Trump Ups The Ante, White House Official Suggests Kicking Canada Out Of Five Eyes Intelligence Alliance - News18 1 month ago:
Poke all those eyes out
- Comment on Netanyahu says with US support, ‘we can finish the job’ against Iran 1 month ago:
Haha. Just how ML intended.
- Comment on ‘Mass theft’: Thousands of artists call for AI art auction to be cancelled 1 month ago:
They don’t have to pay the middle man now!
- Comment on ‘Mass theft’: Thousands of artists call for AI art auction to be cancelled 1 month ago:
Since art has been used to funnel large sums of money, I doubt they plan to cancel that.
- Comment on THE EARTH IS SPHERICAL, DIPSHITS 1 month ago:
Mmm pizza balls
- Comment on Trump administration wants to un-fire some nuclear safety workers but can’t figure out how to reach them 1 month ago:
Sorry, unemployment is better
- Comment on Zelensky ‘politely declines’ to sign agreement granting U.S. mining rights for half of Ukraine’s ‘future mineral reserves’ 1 month ago:
lol wtf? Talk about blackmail. “No more guns then”
- Comment on Russia asks Elon Musk to hand over names of dissidents 2 months ago:
lol, this is what it’s all about.
- Comment on Elon Musk Goes After NATO - Newsweek 2 months ago:
Hello, rest of world, one of you has a cool James Bond right? Use them.
- Comment on Germany's Left Party wants to halve billionaires' wealth 2 months ago:
It’s a 1 billion wealth cap, halving won’t work because they will just squeeze twice as hard.
- Comment on Xi Fires Warning Shot at Trump 2 months ago:
“Hey Trump, there can be only ONE authoritarian, and it’s me!”
- Comment on Two top Russian colonels plunge from high windows with one killed and the other left fighting for life as spate of mysterious deaths involving Putin officials continues 2 months ago:
I really feel this could just be solved with better building codes. Balconies need arm rails! ;)
- Comment on Quebec SAQ to remove American products from its shelves starting tuesday 2 months ago:
No one is going to miss aerosol cheese.
- Comment on Canada 'will stand up to a bully', says Mark Carney after Trump tariffs announced 2 months ago:
Mark will hand Canada over
- Comment on Three Boeing 747s Loaded With US Weapons for Ukraine Land in Poland 2 months ago:
looks at map
That’s not on the way.
- Comment on Trump floats reversing decision to leave WHO 2 months ago:
Except, they are trying to keep him in longer. Before you mention anything about the constitution, just wait. ;) congressional viagra.
- Comment on Trump floats reversing decision to leave WHO 2 months ago:
In. Out. In. Out. It’s like fucking.
- Comment on Canada says it can help the US achieve its 'golden age' 2 months ago:
Hey Canada, I would be an excellent addition to your country. I can pull my own weight, and then some. Please adopt me.