AmazingAwesomator

@AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Select a tip⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  [to cashier] “excuse me, ma’am, i can’t seem to find the button to not leave a tip. can you show me where it is?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am not “boy”, I am “Supreme Commander Gazbog, trilord of the seven kingdoms, archduke of omicron perseii 4 & union leader of the teamsters local 644”, and you will refer to me as such…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This could be the costume for a New Super Hero. What would you name him?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We need your help, Premature Ejactulation Man!

  I’M COMING!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨China's internet is upset that a knock-off of its darling video game, 'Black Myth: Wukong,' is listed on Nintendo's store⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  whatever you do, dont visit Steam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Performative Perp Walk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  watch him as he goes…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Player two has entered the lobby⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  or made sure the annual bonus was a pizza party

  <.<

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does the USA simply have no food safety standard at all?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  i have a sous vide machine. it always feels so extremely wastedul to use, but it does make really good food. i wish there was an alternative to plastic that i could use :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Phone noises⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  OG modem handshake noise