TheVelvetGentleman

@TheVelvetGentleman@hexbear.net

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why you never put your hand through the wrist strap of a fire extinguisher. They are non-existent for a reason!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨more like stimulation environment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d microwave them too if my titties looked like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Official poster for "A Minecraft Movie"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so exhausted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Balls⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t care what you say; any car good enough for Columbo is good enough for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨little hopper⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy doesn’t get bronze age humor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Crow Review⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  6 out of 10 is the new 2. People don’t know how to rate things anymore. It makes everything difficult to gauge. The Chinese restaurant in town near me has a 4.7/5 on Google and it’s the most disgusting food I’ve ever eaten, yet it has the same score as the actually good restaurants nearby.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Animal Attacks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The first 4 times I got stung by yellow jackets this year, I can understand. I was encroaching on their territory by walking down a trail. But did they really have to follow me into my truck 40 feet away and continue to sting me inside? Little picks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lectures⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is true, but they also allow someone who missed your talk to catch up by reading the PowerPoint. The best middle ground is to have instant text, but not read it, imo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'll get our first look at Civilization VII on August 20⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t wait for the fourth dlc when it will finally be good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Activision revive Warzone's Caldera map as open source (yay!) but say it's to help train AI (booo)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I actually want better AI, though. I want better AI in my video games. Enemy AI is awful almost across the board in modern games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Infest is a deckbuilder where every pixel on the battlefield can burn, freeze, melt and more⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Are deck builders the new open world survival games?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me irl⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  homosexualism?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Fistful of Dollars: Clint Eastwood classic is getting a remake⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because people will pay to see it. Remakes are still hugely popular, even if they’re unnecessary and distasteful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Golden age for south-east Asian cinema as local films break box office records⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t they throw their tissues in the trash?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga' Rides to VOD Victory After Stalling at Box Office⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t understand how people can say this. I saw both mad max movies in theaters, and the CG was so immersion breaking in both for me. Not just bits of odd looking shots here or there, but the majority of the movies. It looks like they did sky replacement or some other monkeying around. All the lighting looks off and there’s that classic grey-washing on edges throughout. I don’t know what I’m talking about; I just know it looks ass to me and I wish it didn’t because they’re fun movies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Based⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  See this kind of health and safety nonsense is ruining science. How are you supposed to get a feel for the pH if you don’t FEEL the pH?