numbermess

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shhhh! it's sleeping.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  👈 there's yer problem

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All aboard the Pythagorean Express⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Triangle Train, Triangle Train
  Triangle Train hates Particle Train
  They have a fight, nobody wins
  Triangle Train

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man is from Arkansas⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Starkansas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They were everywhere and a pack was just a quarter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I'm just old enough to have been a smoker while it didn't carry quite the same stigma that it does today. I remember using these machines in hotel lobbies and gas stations, and they were always so bad. It's bad enough as it is but these were on another level of bad in every dimension. Dry, dusty, probably fully decayed in parts, probably peed on a few times and left out in the sun/rain to dry/rinse. My parents didn't really care that I was a smoker, but I can't imagine my reaction if my kid started smoking and buying dead cigarette packs from motels. I am glad these things are gone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn Man⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I am the proud father of two boys who each got their own Corn Man shirts for Christmas. The older one has the 90's "enhanced" version, and the younger one has the old "regular" version.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Be not afraid! Ahahahahahahaha!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Realest shit I seen all day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  dogpuppy is an alright name

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kitty kucked⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  We don't want Human Sam. We want Robot Sam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inferno Challenger⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t see how he could possibly win.