Dumbo is violating the laws of physics. Where are the cops? How shall i report him?

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• Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You don’t report violation of physics to cops, you report it to physician!

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• key@lemmy.keychat.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But you might need to report him to the wizard’s council for unauthorized use of a magic feather.

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• lemmy_in@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Dumbo should be able to fly. Its ears are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. Dumbo, of course, flies anyway. Because Dumbo doesn’t care what you think is impossible.

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He’s not black enough apparently

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• THE_ANON@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He is too dumb to understand basic physics guys

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And doing it in plane sight too!

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