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The original was posted on /r/cfb by /u/whatifevery1wascalm on 2023-11-12 19:36:59.
According to Yahoo! Sports, Jimbo’s buyout is a north of $75 Million dollars.
Walmart sells 6.5 ft Christmas Trees for $39. Jimbo’s buyout will afford him 1,923,076 trees. If you laid those end to end that would be 12,499,994 feet or 2,367.4 miles.
The distance from Tallahassee to College Station is 799.8 miles. 2,367.4/799.8 is enough trees to span that distance 2.9 times.
The distance from College Station to an offensive analyst position in Tuscaloosa is 628.2 miles so the trees can span that 3.8 times. But according the Jimbo, he and Saban “are done” so he probably won’t do that.
The distance from College Station to Morgantown is 1,300.6 miles so the trees can span that 1.8 times.
From College Station to the SEC Network studio in Charlotte is 1,076 miles so the trees can span that 2.2 times.